Bulldog by day and art director by night Mr. Alawishus Superants story begins. Rescued from abandonment and life of wandering the streets, his artistic talents are evident in the number of holes he has been digging in the yard. We believe that if viewed from 1000ft above, we are convinced he has created "environmental graffiti" similar to the Nazca lines in Peru. Although Mr. Superpants has no opposable thumbs, he can dig like a juiced up star-nosed mole gearing up for his 10th cup of coffee.

Welcome Mr. Alwaishus Superpants. You inspire us with your ability to simplify this complex life through simplification – eat, sleep, play, sleep some more and eat again. Not a bad life.